Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Read The Bottle Next Time

You know how hotels will have little bottles of shampoo and conditioner? Sometimes instead of conditioner, the white stuff in the second bottle is body lotion. Guess how I found that out? If you guessed "by slathering greasy lotion into clean hair" then you win a bozo button.

So... my day is starting off well moisturized. Yours?
The rest of the day should be better. I'm getting a tour of the ship at 7, the retirement ceremony starts at 9, the reception is at noon, (insert disco nap here in case Lisa hasn't), then there's a party at the bar tonight. If my next post is a little groggy (<--laugh at the sailor/alcohol pun there) then you'll know why. Peace.