Thursday, March 16, 2006

Wonder Dog

My dog makes me wonder.
Q: Why does my dog spend an inordinate amount of time digging a hole, dropping a bone in, and covering it up only to dig it back up 30 seconds later?
A: Because he's a dog.
Q: Why does my dog bring me the ball to throw and then not let go of it so I can throw it?
A: Because he's a dog.
Q: Why does my dog chew on bricks?
A: Because he's a dog.
Q: Why does my dog growl at the bone he's chewing on?
A: Because he's a dog.
Q: Why does my dog's uber-dogness perplex me?
A: Because I'm a cat person.
Peace.

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