lĭl'ē-mā'nē-ə n. The irrestible urge to blog about everything in and around Lilymane. (You were warned.)
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Crack For Dogs
I am sad to report that my dog is an addict. I ignored the warning signs. I picked up the toilet paper shreds and soggy, doggy-slobbered, cardboard paper towel tubes and complacently thought, "Puppies will be puppies." Worse! I enabled. TP in bulk from Sam's. What was I thinking?
Who knew that TP was merely a gateway substance? Who knew that a little recreational paper product use would quickly turn into some serious laundry product snorting?
This is my dog. This is my dog on Bounce. He is a laundry-loving fool.